Knock-kneed ass, teddy bear-head-ass, pop tart lookin ass 😂😂😂 OMG Miami Swimwear commercial that Instagram yoinksed up off my page because of copyright infringement… so just hum “wannabe” by the spice girls in your head while you watch my smooth lil dance moves for this 90s themed ad. Hahahahaha aaaaahfuckit. 😂🤷🏼♀️ what would you do if you were the random dude that badass lil fortune cookie dare was for me to kiss? Hahahahaha
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I’d put a ring on you and call dibs. No take-backs. Smooth asfuuuuuuu
The lady in the pink/orange swimsuit is freaking gorgeous 😍
I’m hard asf
I would put a ring on yo finger💍💦@theallamericanbadgirl
Man’s hard as fuck 😢
yo kiero uno
That’s Miami Beach tho nice booties
I’m preeettyyy sure that’s Miami lol
Mmm mmm mmm. So sexy.
Swallow you like a great white shark 🦈would, with a dash of A-1 steak sauce… 🤔😋😂🤣📣👨🚒
Hmm pop tart looking😂🤣
Mouse Misty and daisy duck like this.
I like you lady
You’re amazing, Goddess! I just wish i could hear what You’re saying…
Soper lomen Lowe yes okej 👌 🔆 🍓 🍓 🍓 🍓 🍓 🍓 🍓 🍓 🍓 lowe 😍 🍀 cie 💙 💙 Lowe Two. Yes ok Sexsi Kochanie 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹. 🍭 🍭.
I fainted twice trying to answer the question lolz
I’d probs just do what he did.
#allamericanbadgirl ..what would I do if we’re that dude??really?? I know you’d have a positive pregnancy test after all that.
Fantastic cool idea
I love the double space buns, too cute
What the f***